Tumblr is like honey; no matter how long you abandon it, it’s just as good when you come back for more.

Jesse Kirman
2 months ago 1 ♥

Just because you burned a batch cookies, doesn’t mean you should deny them as cookies. However, they are chemically altered, and thus inferior to perfect cookies.

Jesse Kirman

Just like apples, your problems will become smelly and rotten unless you deal with them right away. That, or you dip them in a bowl of hot caramel and candy them.

Jesse Kirman
2 years ago 7 ♥

There are only three things that are more important than eating, sleeping, and pooping: living, learning, and eating.

Jesse Kirman
2 years ago 1 ♥

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. That light radiates from the back of the fridge.

Patrick Park
2 years ago 1 ♥

A friendship is like a cake. If it’s not properly taken care of, it will go stale.

Jesse Kirman
2 years ago 1 ♥

I love it when the coffee’s done.

Craig Benzine
2 years ago 1 ♥

If it doesn’t bite, try and eat it.

Jesse Kirman
2 years ago 2 ♥

If you can’t eat it, trade it for food.

Jesse Kirman
2 years ago 4 ♥