Tumblr is like honey; no matter how long you abandon it, it’s just as good when you come back for more.

Jesse Kirman
5 months ago 5 ♥

Just because you burned a batch cookies, doesn’t mean you should deny them as cookies. However, they are chemically altered, and thus inferior to perfect cookies.

Jesse Kirman
2 years ago 2 ♥

Just like apples, your problems will become smelly and rotten unless you deal with them right away. That, or you dip them in a bowl of hot caramel and candy them.

Jesse Kirman
2 years ago 8 ♥

There are only three things that are more important than eating, sleeping, and pooping: living, learning, and eating.

Jesse Kirman
3 years ago 1 ♥

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. That light radiates from the back of the fridge.

Patrick Park
3 years ago 1 ♥

A friendship is like a cake. If it’s not properly taken care of, it will go stale.

Jesse Kirman
3 years ago 1 ♥

I love it when the coffee’s done.

Craig Benzine
3 years ago 1 ♥

If it doesn’t bite, try and eat it.

Jesse Kirman
3 years ago 3 ♥

If you can’t eat it, trade it for food.

Jesse Kirman
3 years ago 4 ♥