Just because you burned a batch cookies, doesn’t mean you should deny them as cookies. However, they are chemically altered, and thus inferior to perfect cookies.
Just like apples, your problems will become smelly and rotten unless you deal with them right away. That, or you dip them in a bowl of hot caramel and candy them.
When life gives you lemons, refer to this site: http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Fruits-and-Vegetables/Fruits/Citrus/Lemons/Top.aspx
There are only three things that are more important than eating, sleeping, and pooping: living, learning, and eating.
There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. That light radiates from the back of the fridge.
A friendship is like a cake. If it’s not properly taken care of, it will go stale.
I love it when the coffee’s done.
If it doesn’t bite, try and eat it.
If you can’t eat it, trade it for food.
